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师妹的暗示

if (you like her)    

{    

   if you like 朦胧    

   {    

      keep on this state;    

      give her some encourage (imply too);    

   }    

   else    

      begin doing it;    

}    

else    

{    

   VERIFY(you think it's a big block of fat meat jump into your mouth);    

   if (you are serious in love enough)    

      say bye-bye    

   else if (you are thirsty enough && you don't care about posiblity of hurt her)    

   {    

      say (I love you, too);    

      do (what you need);    

      say (bye-bye);    

   }    

   else    

   {    

      say "I just like you a little, you are charmful";    

      while (apply (to do something) == TRUE)    

           do;    

      say bye-bye;    

   }    

}  

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