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Good Sight

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
律师:你说你离事故现场约有35英尺,你能看清多远的东西?证人:这么说吧,早上起床后我看见太阳,别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。
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