英文中的致命错误
英文中的致命错误
"finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.""qualifications: no education or experience.""i am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.""my compensation should be at least equal to my age.""reason for leaving: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec.""fired because i fought for lower pay.""size of employer: very tall, probably over 65" ."please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.""reason for leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near.""reason for leaving: the owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. i prefer to elaborate privately."英文 简历 打字错误与语法错误"here are my qualifications for you to overlook.""strengths: ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.""i am a rabid typist.""work history: performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.""after receiving advice from several different angels, i have decided topursue a new line of work.""accounting cleric.""as indicted, i have over five years of experience analyzing investments.""suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments.""suspected to graduate early next year.""disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.""proven ability to track down and correct erors.""accomplishments: oversight of entire department.""am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.""accomplishments: completed 11 years of high school."英文 简历 不应有的幽默"note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house.""assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (translation: short-order cook.)"but wait...theres more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.""i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse.""my fortune cookie said, your next interview will result in a job-and i like your company in particular.""title: another resume from the profiles in excellence series.""also known as: mr. productivity, mr. clever, mr.fix-it.""trustworthy references available upon request-if i give them a few bucks.""lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."相关推荐：
